“Oh, you’re not throwing shade because you’re not 11 years old? Well I’m not engaged to Jennifer Aniston because I have a podiatrist appointment next Thursday. DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF JUSTIN? THAT’S HOW YOU SOUND. THAT’S HOW MUCH SENSE YOU MAKE.”

You and me both. Even after it became clear that this was in fact a troll there were still people trying to engage in rational conversation. Having said that, I very much enjoyed Dodie talking to everyone about the troll over the troll’s head, the way one would a child.

I’m sorry that train anecdote deserved it’s own seperate post. I am in stitches.

“In the same article, Page Six calls Jamie Foxx “Funnyman.” So Page Six can’t possibly be trusted. But it’s funny, man. ’Cause Drake and Swift belong together.”

5. I always think back to the story that was submitted here last year, about a man who was almost killed by John Wayne Gacy at a hotel as a teenager. He says that one day, he saw Gacy’s fact on the TV’s after being caught, and he had a total breakdown (knowing what almost became of him). Something deep inside me tells…

Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

LOL!! Glad I could help. :)

Ha! I love that one. Found it on the Youtubes;

AMAZING. You can stay.

Meh! ‘Tis the price you pay for being the voice of a generation. I joke but you said what I was thinking for sure.

Yaaas! That GOOD gold filter got everyone looking like Goddesses.

Kara!! GURL!!! You. Said. That.

“He tells her he has “a bidet at the crib,””

Definitely! Thanks. :)

Definitely! Thanks. :)

£50? For a pair of jeans that’s expensive, for eyeliner that’s absurd.

£50? For a pair of jeans that’s expensive, for eyeliner that’s absurd.

I am so sceptical of waterproof liner but this one has come up a few times. Does it dry to a matte or shiny finish?

I am so sceptical of waterproof liner but this one has come up a few times. Does it dry to a matte or shiny finish?

I have used this for years. It doesn’t transfer, doesn’t flake and dries to a matte finish. I often get asked where I get my liner from but that might just be down to my mad makeup skillz (I joke).

I have used this for years. It doesn’t transfer, doesn’t flake and dries to a matte finish. I often get asked where…

OH GOD. THANK YOU.

I’m sorry but you don’t know people.

“Regardless of what you think about the Kardashians and the way they flaunt their wealth, not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received.”