They weren’t even in bloody wineglasses (assuming the 2nd one is supposed to be wine).

Ah, of course! While I have you here, the geographical location of that tank is...?

Is the cup of unidentifiable liquid in the last photo what I’m looking for?

Girl!! That entire section about Mariah is just...I LIVE.

“Read for filth” is to “Reading” what “Shut the fuck up” is to “Shuttup”.

I was ready come in here all: here lies Rich, killed by FUN!...and then I heard Zooey rap, and I’m sending this message to you from the beyond...

Jamal wears a variety of white/off-white shawls.

I mean I know I didn’t write this...definitely...but at the same time, did I?

It cheapens me.

Boris and Natasha, back at it again, hacked a bunch of the former Secretary of State’s private e-mails and, it turns out, the 79-year-old retired general is shadier than the forest floor in Ferngully.

The Deliberation: Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard Shade. Threw Hard…

Ha! Kim!! Queen Pettisha and I LUV IT.

He gets that race is a touchy subject, but not everybody is that way :)

Still wearing that Sister Wife/Little House on the Prairie/Miss Havisham look and being irrelevant, other than to insist that she, as 53, is ‘of the same generation’ as Jules, who is 35.

Ha! You right.

LOOOOOL! I came to say the same thing. If I’m not mistaken I think I heard someone say in the background “Ooh good one”.*

Spot on about Bethenny. I hate that. She’s the type of friend that will tell you when you arrive at the club that your hair and make up are trash “I love you girl but I gotta keep it 100", whereas a person who is actually decent will fix you up as much as they can before you leave and fight your corner if anyone looks…

Omg. The Bikini and Bathrobe. I see this in my dreams. The whole ensemble and the attitude to match. Television GOLD. All that was missing was smeared read lipstick and a lit cigarette pursed between her lips.

News or not, I woud wear the fuck out of that outfit. She looks cute and smart cas - not inappropriate at all.

What movie is this from?