I hate his dreads and love his hype man. So there’s that.

a girl group called Little Mix because I guess “contrived and cryptic” wasn’t available.

Wow. That closing paragraph. Wow.

I’m female so me neither :)

LOL clansman. I’d enjoy being witness to that.

Them shoes are hot fiyah.

For NO GOOD REASON WHATSOEVER, Safaree decided to dip his toe into Meek Mill and Drake’s sad little rap beef and he seems to have contracted salmonella which is quickly rotting the viable brain tissue he had left.

So, are these people high?! She’s fucking gorgeous.

I enjoy this. I did also enjoy the androgynous look the long hair gave him and it always looked so well taken care of, like he gave it exactly 100 brush strokes before bed each night.

YES, KERRY. ALL THE TIME. Let’s be besties? Great!

This made me laugh so hard I’m now trying to decide if I’m drunk or petty. Whatever.

I wish I could star this 100 times.

“calmly furious” is the PERFECT description for how he looked. Personally, I think his reaction was spot on and it definitely made me like him more. If it wasn’t real more power to him for making this shit work for him the second time around.

This only served to make me question your eyesight. Fitz? FITZ? Fitzgerald F. Grant and the F is for Fuck boy. Girl bye. Your eyesight is terrible.

Hmm the beat is hot fiyah.

At first I was mad. Then I was despondent. NOW I’m glad I saw this because if this goes to court (and for good reason because HELLO!! Is this thing on??!!!) I can be called as a witness. And I’ll not lie. To the best of my knowledge there was no guacamole present, your honour.

You and me both :/ There comes a point where I’m just like - ok, do what you feel. Be happy. She's timeless for sure.

Yup. Further proof that she’s a calming force in this crazy, crazy world.

Jermaine Cole. The hair. Urgh, ok girl. ¬_¬

That. Was. INSPIRED.