but let’s be frank about this: if he was any color besides white, he’d be almost three years in the ground.

The top portion of the pipe had blown clean off with the blast and hit a girl bystander square in the jaw from the side and TOOK HER LOWER MANDIBLE CLEAR OFF.

That cover of Fetty Wap.

The STATE of Dennis Rodman. Jeez Louise.

I laughed so fucking hard at this. So fucking hard. Bravo.

Another instance of letting ladies into the party when there’s nothing but too-small-to-eat potato chip flakes and flat diet Coke and warm vanilla-flavored vodka left at the refreshments table.

He’s fun.

Watch King, who doesn’t do research, ask Rose if she has any children.

Of course. Everyone knows this but her it would seem.

I vehemently disagree. Her hair is her only redeeming quality.

You could’ve started and ended the questions at “Girl what?” and I still would’ve been behind you.

The man couldn’t grasp the concept of subtlety if the ability to grow real hair depended on it.

Yh. I like a sing-a-long as much as the next person but fuck that for a laugh.

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha I completely disagree

In my heart you’re the winner. Xoxo

I personally LOVE the “omg I’m there’s sun in my eyes but it’s not sunny, I’m so beautiful but I don’t understand, don’t look at me” face. LOVE. IT.

Ok I could be drunk (a distinct possibility, this day is bullshit) but what he said made no sense to me whatsoever. Did he say he was wearing a wig??!! :/ if that’s true, all the other lacewigs on the show should be ruled a capital crime.

I’m one of these people that’s like punch me the face ok, spit on me? You have to die.

Omg!!!! Why the fuck have I never heard of this show!! All the pointless shit on the Internet and I’ve never stumbled across this!

I knew it wasn’t just me.