"I think everyone everywhere knows everything there is to know about the Beatles, it's passé at this point."

"Said the doucher who played drums for f*ckin' Alanis Morisette. Jeez…
If anyone saw the first Foo tour you would know that Goldsmith was a
hell of a lot better than Hawkins."

Interesting how U2's experimental/ironic '90s were welcomed and lauded at the time; the band celebrated for leaving behind their earnestness and breaking from its past. Yet 20 years later, it seems like a 'what-were-they-thinking?' revisionism has started to take hold. Hmm…

I was rooting for the guy…until I saw he'd come back with practically a carbon copy of the show he did 20 years ago. Then the whole thing with Brian Williams and getting Suge Knight involved just sealed his coffin with me. Later, dude. Woof, woof.

Thinking of a young, nubile Jennifer Connolly and a deliciously, lust-provoking Virginia Madsen, perhaps?

Meg White's Childlike Drumming; a Williamsburg-based band name if there ever was one. Also, a truthful statement.

Cobain should've gone out drinking with Noel…

"I don't dislike rappers or hip-hop or people who like it. I went to the Def Jam tour in Manchester in the '80s when rap was inspirational. Public Enemy were awesome. But it's all about status and bling now, and it doesn't say anything to me." - Noel Gallagher

“I’m very happy to be working with Amy Pascal, Doug Belgrad and the team at Sony Pictures Entertainment, who have a successful track record of making thoughtful and nuanced true-life stories that audiences want to see,” said Greenwald of the same executives he had previously accused of producing “the ultimate…

The talk show gods work in mysterious ways.

Watching the video for "New Noise" on MTV for the first time is one of my all-time favorite WTF??!! moments. Still kicks my ass. Damn.

As one of the buyers for the Tower Records in the East Village, NYC, I can firmly say that it was a chain run like a Mom and Pop. In other words, for other chains, no matter where in the country they were, their buyers were in a central office in Denver or something. Each Tower had in-store buyers who bought according…

Since, unfortunately, the vast majority of folks don't really care about lyrics one way or another, bringing them up as a negative quality in a record review sorta comes across as a bit of a cheap shot/last resort kinda deal.

Let us thank the talk show gods for sparing us from this bad idea.

THIS!

According to Eric Burdon, when The Animals first arrived in the US, fans would ask each of 'em "What animal are you supposed to be?"

Well, you know what they say: they're too busy doing it to be studying it. (Bullshit.)
Supposedly, A-Rod was over at Jeter's house and was surprised that he didn't have the complete MLB package with his cable/satellite service. That's like when I go to a musician's house and he has as few albums as my cousin whose…

I'm not calling you one thing or another. I'm simply explaining why people with smaller music collections are perceived a certain way. Nothing more.

So, if Tommy can't tour, then…Time to call Jimmy Chamberlin, Billy.
You were put on God's green earth to play together. Make the call.

Well, Page's hair kinda went straight from black to white and bypassed gray, heh heh.
John Paul Jones is the Larry Mullen Jr. of Led Zeppelin.