Amazingly Dane Cook gets to be douchey and unfunny without it having anything to do with whether men are funny or not

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

What’s with that user?

I am kind of impressed at the effort you’re making here, given the fact that Ghost and Hangers are two of the most repetitive “butbutbut” trolls on these specific matters. I’ve never seen Ghost and I’m straight and non-visibly-differently abled (there are a couple of Ivy League neuropsychs debating if I have an exotic…

This is exactly how White people derail points of a conversation.

the whole point of the article was to talk about white women failing WOC. she came here saying “YEAH BUT”. which, ok sure, you could argue that WOC are also oppressors. as you said yourself there’s always someone more disenfranchised. but again, her original comment read that she was trying to shovel the blame off…

lol, i found another

I found it yall, the first fuckshit

If i had known this article was going to be posted I would have taken the day off. The comments under this are going to be legendary. The only way this could be better if it gets cross posted to The Root.

I hate to say this...but I see an X-Files “home” situation here. If the oldest child is 29, and the mother is 49, and there is a 2 year old child, I’m betting the 2 year old didn’t come from the 47 year old being pregnant. 

You can also watch this excellent 80's themed prom video from First Aid Kit featuring near perfect Farrah AND Jessie Spanno hair and that oh-so-80's kaleidoscope video filter:

Jason Momoa’s Aquaman is absolutely my preferred fish man fuck, but I would definitely do The Shape of Water fish man because life is short and I am not afraid of my inner monster fucker.

Yes?

Yes, that’s always bothered me but I have been , as a grey, reluctant to mention. Thanks for doing so.

Same. I really don’t think I’m hideous looking or a terrible person and yet I have had NO luck on the apps or even being out alone at bars. It does make me wonder if I’m defective though since everyone else says it’s so easy.

I’ll cosign this and add that using Tinder/Bumble while traveling is even better! There’s a time limit to get that action if you want to do it, no way to draw out the flirtation, and then you never have to see them again unless you swing through town in the future and you’re both still single! Did that a few years ago…

Damn, do I wish your advice worked for me. But in my experience thus far, across several apps, Bumble is by FAR the most useless. To the point where I honestly cannot even imagine why anyone uses it.

Dear Single and Sexless,
Get on Bumble. Take some sexy selfies and be pretty forward in your flirting with dudes. Go on a first date to ensure he is not a serial killer, send some flirtatious text messages and some sexy selfies before a second date,(DO NOT INCLUDE YOUR FACE and I also do not recommend showing nip,…

To the post-grad living at home: Maybe I misunderstood, but it seems like your parents are playing you and Morgan off each other (you reading texts on Mom’s phone - I assume with her permission?). Or, at the least, your parents should be firmly and resolutely stopping your sister from hurling about all of these false…