Not going to lie but I would have gone “lawyer” too.

WTF?

well at the very least, he didn’t use the wrong email instead of the right email, so.

I think I’m this girl and I don’t want any of it except the desk thing.

Thank you for sharing this story. It is a part of our history that we are too happy to forget. I remember going to the Oakland Museum of California and seeing the replica of an internment room. It was emotionally overwhelming and spurred me to learn more about the internment.

Yeah, I’m now convinced MiB is not William for a few reasons, even though I thought that’s where they were going. For one thing, William knows about the maze, and MiB just explained that he didn’t know about the maze until he killed Maeve and her daughter, which wasn’t that long ago.

I got the impression that, scared as they are, they’re also secretly super into it. At least Felix is? I asked my husband what he thought and he was like, I’d do whatever that scary hot naked lady told me to do, too.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

Can I just say something tangential about that interview this morning on CBS. Does Gayle King come across as annoying and stupid to anyone else? I want to like her as she comes across as warm but her irreverence to depth makes me so mad. I still watch the show as its better that other morning shows and I need…

Saw him on CBS morning news today and... yeah, what you said.

As a former teacher: Good. Nobody like this deserves to be a teacher.

Sometimes the comedy done by the writers is hit or miss here. Also, this list made me cry

It took me a moment to understand that you’re referring to a dog! I was genuinely confused (and, admittedly, a little worried).

my pussy is enough of a gift, tbh

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: You get two days max from the airing of a tv episode to fret about spoilers.

In way less exciting news, it looks like Greg (Santino Fontana) is gonefrom Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for good.

his supporters won’t care. thats the sick thing, they will never fucking care. they kept a bitch out of office.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

Never underestimate the pull of anti-Semitism.