Hi friends! I’m new to that gym life and wondering if you had recommendations for things I should be trying out/exercises/literally any words of encouragement. I haven’t been telling many people, and I’ve kind of been walking around like a plebe for the last month trying out random machines. I do like it, but I’m a…

Oh hush. I have bangs and yes sometimes I look like a greasy sheepdog but usually I’m perfectly adorable and all the haters can suck it.

Beautifully put, and achingly true.

You have every right to feel hurt, and angry, and confused. She’s being an asshole. Sending you hugs, good vibes, and hopes you can find a better friend. You deserve it.

This really hits home for me. I graduated from college last year, work full time, and I’ve ended (over the course of the first half of this year) a friendship with the girl who was my best friend. She was the one who wept at graduation when I walked across the stage, the one who drove me to the hospital when my mom…

All I hope for this woman is that she gets hives in her buttcrack that NEVER LEAVE.

This was fucking perfect. I cried actual tears.

You are my favorite.

Yes!! I saw this one first actually, but they’re both awesome!

For anyone who saw that and felt, at least initially, like a piece of poop, watch this and remember how fucking awesome you are. It’s from Rachel Estapa of More to Love, and watching it made me feel a lot better.

What the fuck? I am honestly not sure how I’m supposed to be feeling about this, fuck how I don’t even know how I actually feel about this. As a fat person who is actually fat (none of this 135 nonsense)- I’m 5’9 and hover around 250- all I can think of is uh...thanks? Does this woman’s desire to fuck fat people do me…

UNGGGHHHH.

idk how I feel bout dis (and yes I get the joke thanks)

He looks like someone put a little tiny wig on the tip of a dick. That’s all I have to contribute at this juncture.

Yeppp. My favorite are the ones where she shows her “ID” to prove she’s 18. THAT’S CLEARLY A LIBRARY CARD, NATALIE.

I’m mostly being sarcastic, though on a serious note I always think it’s interesting to look at the ethnicities being searched, but that’s a whole other convo.

But what is my lesbian teen stepmom gonna say about this?!

And probably a thousand times better. This movie is my shit and also had me very attracted Michael Caine at age 8 when I first watched it.

Her response makes no sense. Do we really need a video to know that what she did was fucked up? Glad their out but also, she sent them to summer camp? Like how the fuck did she do that?

True, but I think with the right direction she can do great things. Feig was nowhere near Tammy and all over Spy, so I’m holding out hope this will be just as great.