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There must be better candidates out there. 

Trump would probably like her more if she were.

I’m sorry I couldn’t stop myself from typing that.

I know. I love how she’s looking at him. <3 He’s probably her escape from the two older kids. “Baby needs quiet time. You’re on your own with the tiny monsters, Wills.” :D

I’ll bite: I’ve never seen Kate look more happy in any other photo, ever. She’s always looked very content and relaxed and in love with her kids, but this is the first photo/s I’ve seen where she doesn’t even seem to notice the camera. Which means: a) watch out George and Charlotte, mom’s got a favorite, and b) I

Billy Bush got a raw deal, given that he basically chuckled uncomfortably at DTJ’s comment.

Apparently cats get anxious and depressed if they don’t have any fur to groom.  My daughter’s elderly cat had to be clipped year round for health reasons.  They always left her head, tail, and boots with the furr.

this is my fat boy, he’s beautiful and i love him

Oh for sure! Genetics definitely plays a role, but I imagine that level of toning is something that requires a great deal of work to accomplish. Work that I’m not really motivated to actually do on most days!

What’s the quickest way to make a million bucks? Start with two. 

I have mixed thoughts. Kylie was definitely pre-ordained for a life of fame and wealth. I don’t think she was pre-ordained to found an $800 million cosmetics company. I have the same “Her? Really?” thoughts when I see money stats about Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba’s companies. If converting B-list fame into a

Because people in wheelchairs don’t carry things with them? 

I’m not disabled so I feel bad about saying this, but I’m with you. If you can afford to go out to eat, you can afford to buy a reusable straw. Like, maybe businesses should just sell reusable straws for like $2 a pop or something, like grocery stores do with reusable bags. 

Really? Because I barely ever see styrofoam anymore and have definately noticed that it has been decreasing in use. Most restaurants around me serve takeout food in paper cartons, or more-recyclable plastic containers. The burger I got at the airport last night was served in compostable “egg crate” style paperboard

But there are plenty of reasons to keep plastic straws around—like the fact that many disabled people rely on them to drink and alternatives like paper straws (which get soggy and fall apart) and metal straws (which don’t bend) may not fit the needs of every person with a disability.

But our sudden preoccupation with plastics straws and ocean waste has me thinking: Wait, HUH?? What is happening?

Yeah, she’s lying. Her lips were a thin straight line. She just made them a little smaller than the overfilled look she had for a while.

did she really get all of the filler out cuz they still look a little plumper than they did pre lip filler.  ??  

Maybe when the assholes start calling the cops on a white kids lemonade stand or a white family bbq or a white candidate out canvassing her constituents 

Remember the time she cooked him dinner while wearing sexy lingerie and he could barely be bothered to spend 20 minutes with her? I felt so bad for her. She was no saint, but I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

I took Monday and Tuesday off work, planning to finish TON of home improvement projects. Reality: Lolled around on my porch for five days, snacking and drinking, reading, and then catching up on GLOW at night. Not at all productive. Don’t care. It was awesome. I am the bear! I probably should have planned ahead and