I once got a parking ticket in Philly that was over $200. I called my mom and cried.

Honestly I think it’s just because she’s been married a few times and each time she changed her name, so it’s like, who even knows her last name anymore?

Just wanted to say that Jessica Simpson’s brand maternity clothes are the shit. They’re the only pieces I bought during my pregnancy that made me feel like a put together human woman and not an incubator whale. Definitely stocking up and giving her allllll the money for postmates next time around!

Don’t feel bad, it’s cheaper and safer than a DUI!

Dude is probably secretly excited about being confronted publicly. Now, he can justify all of his security detail and first class travel.

All of this. I froze my eggs for this reason too. And now I’m almost 40 and wondering what the F I’m going to do with them. I never imagined being a single mom--I don’t have romantic notions of what it means to parent a child--but fucking dating sucks. I have met so many man-babies that I used to think at this age…

Neither, it's Cheryl from that work thing two years ago. 

I want to watch anything the Fab 5 do, 24 hours a day.

Fuck that, we NEED the dems to get primaried by socialists. No more half measures. 

Psyched for this ‘cause she’s definitely more representative of the district and she’ll almost definitely win in November.

Well look at Mr smarty-pants feeling pity on those beneath him.

Melania is a garbage person. She is a “model” and knows something about clothing choices. This was a purposeful decision made by a racist birther that will make her racist birther husband happy/less enraged. This administration is so “fuck you” to everyone, and loves picking on people who can’t fight back. I CAN’T…

GOOD LUCK!?!?!?! That feckless cunt

No justice, no peace.

If I were a member of this administration I would stay away from a lot of restaurants, especially from Latin Restaurants, I would fully expect mucus, urine, semen, etc... in my meals. Not saying it is right but it is a possibility.

The least we can do is make their lives inconvenient. Make it so that they have to stay home, make it so that they can’t escape the chanting crowds outside their windows. I’m even for protesting outside the schools of their children because I just don’t care anymore.

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

Yeah but he dislocated his shoulder pointing at which kid he wanted the nanny to feed.

You don’t see that we our the masters now, Welp. I’ve tried to lead you to salvation, but some people aren’t meant to go on this journey. *shoots Welp*

Why is Dolores so bad this season? Performance? Writing? I can’t figure it out. She was incredible throughout S1 and now she’s the worst part of the show.