the “reliable heart of a dog”

Calling in sick tomorrow.

Gotta be the free healthcare.

I want to see a reunion of the original DeGrassi Jr High crew — Snake, Joey, Spike, Wheels, Stephanie (right?) — because I am old. I live in Buffalo and back in the day we got Canadian TV stations, pretty scandalous to have an 8th grader pregnant on television in about 1991.

I just want to break the window and give her a hug.

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

It hasn’t been 24 hrs!

Ariana should make sure to talk to Kaley Cuoco’s divorce lawyer first.

Somebody tell me again how it’s The Gays that will ruin the sanctity of marriage?

If it’s true, congrats! May it bring more joy into the world.

Can’t wait for him to be identified and then we can contact his employer and family members to use our 1st Amendment rights to express what a fuckhead he is. Hopefully he gets fired and blacklisted from good employment and can experience homelessness for himself.

I loved how she bought Domains under peoples names when they wronged her (not really but in her eyes at least), she’s the type of villan I root for.

They were going to lose either way. Also, Tristan Thompson is shitty at basketball.

I want to believe the dude is nice caring person that got caught up in some bad shit in his youth, but I also doubt doubt a billionaire heir who sought him out based on the novelty of a meme is a good judge of character.

He really set a new bar for making the most out of 15 seconds of fame. Speaking of which, what has Octomom been up to lately?

Congrats to Hot Felon on his never ending supply of money new baby.

Relationships are the most difficult part for people with BPD, it tends to be volatile and intense. The scrutiny of celebrity can only make things worse. Hopefully these kids can keep their heads above the water.

Okay, sicko

What the fuck? Why are you making fun of this?

My son’s kindergarten class read “I Am Jazz.” It was super cute, picking him up after school that day and him asking me on the way home, “Mom, do you know what transgender is?”