He’s going to be a pageboy! And Charlotte will be a flower girl! It’s going to be adorable.

“His model girlfriend Vogue Williams”

On one hand, I RSVP no to any wedding that requires travel and won’t let me bring anyone, because I’ve had one too many vacation that consisted of flying by myself, hanging out in a hotel by myself, and enduring a singles’ table.

engagement announcement coming in September. bookmark me

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

Well for starters, let’s not conflate goth and cutting. I’m the oldest of four. I’m the only one who went full goth (all black and boots and industrial music and piercings and tattoos). My cutter sisters? Abercrombie athlete and arty lesbian.

Every time I watch Veep I become more certain that no one else could play Jonah Ryan.

The VF story with Timothy Simons is worth reading - the guy is a treasure. Jonah Ryan and Big Head from Silicon Valley make my Sundays of men failing upwards. A nice way to cap a week of seeing our toddler-in-chief failing upwards.

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

Not to minimize this tragedy; but do we know if she was killed because she was trans?

I like Kate Spade bags because they’re not covered in ugly block letter ‘C’s. I got a small cute blue bag during one of their 75% off surprise sales that I wear when I travel. Hopefully, they’ll be able to keep their simple design aesthetic, although their cutesie stuff is off putting.

I enjoyed him! He’s very charming!

I think someone in the writers room saw Into the Woods a few too many times and they decided to make him sing in everything regardless. Singing aside, I found Chris Pine to be pretty goofy and winning, honestly one of the better episodes this season.

More than one man has commented to me that he couldn’t stand to watch HMT because he didn’t like seeing the mistreatment of women. Huh!

The ending was perfect, they need to leave well enough alone

That really is the cutest thing ever.

Not happy with the Big Little Lies season 2 news. Not happy at all.

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey might get back together.