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Fox News, keeps on, keeping on.

As a knitter, I’m always thrilled when friends are pregnant with girls, just because the patterns out there for girls are SO much better than the boy patterns. (Which is kind of ridiculous and retrograde-sexist, but there you go.)

let’s hope she has her mother’s head of hair. but those EYES!!

Especially at those price points. I appreciate that the sweater isn’t like a $450 baby cardigan.

Was just watching a documentary on the Plantagenets last night. I’m happy that THIS princess won’t be shipped away to marry a mentally unstable 40 year old.

Ok, this kid is ridiculously cute

I need to know if that lamb sweater is available in a Women’s XL.

I would kill to go, and I’m a little ashamed of that. Just a little.

Serious question because I am classless old-timey hobo who has never attended any variety of gala with my bindle: What....happens inside?? Is there a musical performance? Dinner? Do they listen to a keynote address? Are there mini Philly cheesesteaks as a passed app? They could seriously do the red carpet and just

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t

I love how Chelsea Clinton is getting attacked by both the far-left and the right on the presumption that she’s going to run (despite her repeatedly saying she wouldn’t) but Mark gets a pass with this obvious stunt.

Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

Please no more celebrity presidents.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I feel like a Kardashian / Jenner promotion and no other real details is huge red flag #1.

Bethenny is entirely unworthy of sharing a tuna sandwich with Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland.

I hope someone gives Bethenny TOO MUCH TUNA!

I watched with my husband, and at the end, I asked him what he thought and it did not go well. I can’t remember the exact words—all I remember is static?—but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him” and said it felt “unrealistic.”