Well, there’s also this difference: Patients Cared For By Female Doctors Fare Better Than Those Treated By Men

Scientology is really not comparable to Islam, or any other established faith with centuries of history and millions upon millions of followers.

“Starshell” is a stupid fucking name, it sounds like something a little girl obsessed with the Little Mermaid would call herself, and you’ve got to be one dumb broad to be mentored and produced by MARY J and then sleep with her do-nothing husband.

I will always love them for this.

Yep, nothing like a little backhanded fat-shaming to spice up a red carpet anecdote.

Good for Caitlyn

My eyes are about to pop out from rolling so hard at that ridiculous first statement.

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

And that sentence has been changed to this:

We’ll be okay with our Scotch, neat with the merest whisper of water, thanks. :D

“Just kill me”

I don’t believe that the true numbers of animals that die from airline flights is reported. It may be agreed-upon silence for settlements, but I’ve heard so many nightmare death stories that I really just wouldn’t trust an airline with a live animal in the cargo-hold.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

That letter. Damn. My spring allergies are acting up.

at least spring for the popcorn shrimp! what are you doing!?

am i the only person who’s heartbroken about jesse williams getting divorced from wife? yes? okay. :’(

Ugh. Yes, technically it’s called a kangaroo, but how many people really call it that?

A lot of this is good advice for life. Just ask if you don’t know. You will usually end up looking worse if you pretend, and most people would rather answer some polite questions than puzzle out bizarre requests.

You serve on the West Coast.