Pence. Man, he’s always being left out. *kicks dirt*

I think the real question is: Is there anyone in that man’s campaign/administration who didn’t speak to the Russians?

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

i didnt mean to cheat!

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

“I’m going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody.” 

Watch Paris is Burning on Netflix! It explains it all and is an all time great doc, despite it’s issues of privilege and outsider director that were mentioned above.

~Andy Borowitz

There are almost two dozen countries in what is considered the Arab world and the treatment and clothing styles of women in each is very different. They aren’t all wearing burkas and niqabs. Young women in Lebanon, for example, dress just like Americans — tank tops and jeans (ie. bare arms).

I don’t think so...her Dad is from modern-day Israel but his heritage is Palestinian— I don’t think there are too many Jewish folks named “Mohamed.” I’ve never heard anything about her Mom being Jewish, but I could be wrong.

I’m sort of with you on this, but I think maybe she’s just crushing on the Cheeto Bandito, because she’s way too old for him. And I think he’s turned off by self-possessed women. I think he’s probably looking for a mistress fresh from high school. Probably a Florida high school.

She’s so obviously playing the “oh teehee I’m the only woman in a room full of men. I’m so adorable! I can play these dudes.” thing. No honey. They think you’re a child, and you’re confirming it to them.

I truly believe that Kellyanne and the Saffron Shitgibbon are Doing It.

It’s almost as if..... she wants to be fired.....

Ain’t nobody wants to see that. Even rule 34 has its limits.

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

She looks like she is about to shoot a porno

Meh, those sofas are all going to have to be burned out back when the next president moves in anyhow, too many stains from spray tanner and fast good already anyhow.

What kind of grown ass woman sits that way?????