I was gonna say... did this fucking moron just call SNL, a live comedy skit show, “Fake News”?

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Armageddon is truly upon us if we are relying on Lindsey Graham to do the right thing.

Time to step the fuck up Lindsey Graham.

My takeaway from this is that Trump is totally into Twilight.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Wanna start a pool on when he’ll be fired? I’m going to give it 2 more weeks. Holy moly he’s bad at this whole “communication” thing.

How about it’s going to black entrepreneurs. Is that good enough for you?

omg

personal friend of Barack and Michelle

I said this in another thread that will never get out of the greys, but no 2nd-time-pregnant woman does the photoshoot. When I was pregnant with my first, I flaunted it. With my second, I openly discussed pissing my pants and my bladder falling out of my body whilst downing containers of Nutella by the spoonful. Don’t…

Nobody feels threatened, but this got people thinking:

This whole shoot is just so very...extra? I’d expect nothing less of Beyoncé, of course, and she should do what she likes. But it all just seems so strange—how very odd to be her and live that kind of life and to do weird things like this photoshoot.

Did Kanye style this photo shoot? Is it some kind of meaningful art that we peasants cannot comprehend?

I LITERALLY IRL know one of Rob Lowe’s former assistants who lives here in Santa Barbara and I can guarantee none of that sounds true, she basically had nothing but good things to say and she insists that she was treated like family for the years she worked with him.

I dont get what all the fuss is about.

Celebrity gossip isn’t fake news. Fake news destroys countries, it doesn’t care about your silly little “celebrity” marriage, person I’ve never heard of.