I don’t even wash my jeans, you think I’m gonna wash my PILLOWS? I like to think the germs are making me stronger!

Let’s be real: does Donald Trump know Frederick Douglas isn’t the peanut butter guy?

She actually looks quite similar to toddler pics of Beyonce, with a touch of Jay added in.

I used to cringe about this stuff, but then I got pregnant and had a baby and now I’m super emotional and totally get why people do this shit. Pregnancy and raising kids goes by so fast. If there is ever a time in your life to do cheesy campy shit, it’s when you become a parent.

Well, that could legitimately be me after a burrito.

Maybe Bey will finally get one that looks like her!

I’m still convinced that she did not birth Blue Ivy. You cannot tell me that was her baby. It’s an Illuminati baby. The twins, well, we will see.

I’ve never been this invested in someone’s womb. I’m so excited. Is this all I have to live for? This is magical.

i sent a similar group text. no response.

She has been pregnant since the fist date

ball’s in your court, amal clooney.

Nah, she totally looks like she’s arching her back and had a lot of pizza to eat that day. Totally fake.

Goddamn it I want a taco sooo bad 😖. Hope they were delicious.

I got 3 tacos for $1.95 each today because it is taco Tuesday, so I know how Depp feels.

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

Sally is a Hero!!!

Don’t any of these people watch Criminal Minds?!!

I loved the reaction from the kids on Stranger Things and of course our gal Barb was stunning. (Sorry this pic is massive)

You’d think after 3 years she’d realize that whatever energy she’s putting out with those sacrifices, is negative and harming her.