And lo, a child was born unto them. A child destined to rule the Great White North. A child destined to be supernaturally beautiful, with feathered blonde hair, power-skating thighs and, somehow, still an obnoxious inferiority complex.

‘Short men don’t have heels...’

And isn’t the unspoken purpose of Ladies Night to get the women drunk and easier for the guys to fuck, which gets the guys into the bar? That’s... still not exactly great for us.

She doesn’t need a new cake. She needs new friends.

I kind of feel like the weren’t so much as poking the bear as they were poking fun at the Mom.

The story itself is about her experience with this brown dude in a foreign land. She was a Cali co-ed. The story is still the same typical story as she presented it. Doesn’t matter if she’s black, white or Asian. The trope of his culture’s stifling otherness against the shock of her feminist awakening is the same old…

“I can’t sleep with BOTH your brothers!”

Depends on what kind of bad parker he is. The easiest way to introduce the topic is to say soemthing like “y’know, once I parked between two spots and my car got keyed. You might want to be careful.” Or even “I got this note once that someone printed from youparklikeanasshole.com - have you seen those? Man you don’t…

She “was” young and naive and self-absorbed, but the author’s tone still conveys that despite the intervening years. It’s that lack of any sense of reflective criticism whatsoever that rankles a bit. Especially when it’s the typical “affair with swarthy, macho man in a foreign land” story that ALL those types of…

Uff, this is such a terribly condescending article. As an Indian urban woman from a city, I find her tone patronising to say the least. I have no desire to defend the deep patriarchal mindset that most Indian men, and several women, in my country swear by - but c’mon, this is ridiculous. She goes to a semi-urban part…

That’s great for kids at the show, but for professionals who get paid, that’s not the answer. Rights to re-use are negotiated in the contracts and have a $$$$ attached to them. However, it seems like this is a end run method to not pay professionals, versus “give credit” to fan snaps.

The dress is magic! The large gingham on top + small gingham on bottom + waist actually sitting at natural waist + the positioning of the little cross strips at side-to-back + the shape of the skirt = illusion of perfectly teeny tiny waist! I mean, Caplan actually does have a small waist, but barring a complete apple…

Thank you for the talk on only children. I of course have heard that many times, but as someone who is a middle child, meaning I’ve never existed in a world where my sister wasn’t there, and then at only 2 my brother was there, I find it hard to wrap my head around, even though I know my daughter would be fine. I need…

But... “she started it” ?!?

The last wedding I went to was at one of my good friends’ in Minnesota, and the set up was that it was a small family affair, and that there would be, more than likely, very few single ladies in attendance due to size. There was about 40 people total at the wedding reception, and while we had a good time, we had…

Maybe not the wildest, but perhaps my proudest.

I believe the proper name for a group of teenage girls is a gossip.

Oh my god. I worked at Starbucks for 4 months. This is so accurate. You have no idea. I still get feelings of dread when a see a group of teenage girls.