“Shonda has no patience for that kind of behavior.”

Considering the basis for the show’s original story line this is ironic and kinda funny...

I love Return to Oz. I like to think she learned how to be creepy as fuck from that.

Those are all movies that people watched as teens. They have a special place in the hearts of many people around here and whether they were any good is secondary to the memories they evoke. Marie wasn’t a Godfather groupie. She didn’t dress up as a mobster and read crime reports. She was a The Craft groupie.

So in one hand, the doctor is holding a picture of turd in a microwave, and in the other hand, he’s holding up a poster for the upcoming remake of the wonderful ninetiestastic film, “The Craft.” Which is which?

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

I teach, and I think that the reason we do the whole “reading of the syllabus” on the first day is especially for situations like this. I try to cover anything even potentially touchy in detail right from the get-go, and in this day of online learning systems, it’s impossible that this hasn’t been sitting in an easily…

If you would like more info, another alumna and myself have been trying to get things trending on twitter and facebook. She’s also written a great roundup of our issues on her Kinja to make it easy to share. There’s info there to contact the school if you’d like to help. Additionally, two hashtags #ISupportSiada and #A…

I live 25 miles or so from the Canadian border, and our local cable system carries the CBC station, so we often watch “This Hour Has 22 Minutes.” I consider their humor far superior to SNL’s.

Excellent gif usage. Also, where is that from?

What’s really sad about this story is that it’s being framed as a feud between two journalists, instead of Kevin Donovan vs. Sexual Assault Victims. One site even referred to it as “juicy gossip” — gross.

touche`

By all reports from all parties, the runner approached a stranger, got verbal consent from him, and they apparently redid the peck 3 times for a good photo.

It says the kiss occurred in Wellesley, home of the famous “Scream Tunnel.” The ladies of Wellesley College line up and ENCOURAGE you to give them a kiss (so I assume the lady was there with her daughter). You have to go out of your way to get a smooch, running over to the gals behind the fence barricade. Last year I…

Ha, yes, this rings true with how my relationship is with my kids. I get the rough outlines when I need them (becoming sexually active so we could schedule doctor’s visits and such), dig for details if they seem necessary (someone suddenly going into a “goth” period with a radical shift in friends), etc, but try to…

I hate this crap and yet .... Awwwwwwwwww!

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

Oh jayzuz — “standard freezer baby” — that such a little corpse should exist and be thus abused.

I don’t wanna sound like a dick, but that combined with her little friendo’s “maybe more like someone from the East Coast” leads me to believe that people in Portland are just as fucking catty and bitchy as people everywhere else, no matter how many fucking birds they put on it.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena