1000x. Straight guys have NO clue that you should not ask to have sex in a damn online chat. Also, I like The Walking Dead, but I don't want to screw everybody else who does. Is that so hard to understand?

I'm not personally comfortable with commercial surrogacy, and I have nothing but blind hot rage over that piece of shit Australian couple.

"My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short."

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

May I suggest a name? Organ Grindr.

I beg to differ, see Wives Club 2.

Well, not campaigning is one thing when you've been established in the kind of role for which you've been nominated (see:DDL and Fassbender). And when you're a white dude. But refusing to campaign when your director really wants you to and essentially saying "Playing this game is for fools" during campaign season and…

what was shady about that acceptance speech? that she called out the politics of award campaigning? was she blackballed for not campaigning because lots of actors don't. was she difficult on set?

Sorry, off topic, but is your cat disappointed to have butter rubbed on her/him, or does she just lick it off with delight and you now have a fat, butterball cat?

Tusslcuffs. Fistles.

Oh, I can participate in this one..

We had been on a date and a half (the half date was he had asked for a ride home from something else, and then asked if we could just go to my place to watch a movie. I was too spineless to say no). He left shortly after to go to school out of state, and called me to tell me he had "received revelation" that we were…

My ex popped the question after I had already broken up with him for (among other things) his lack of commitment. I had full on moved out and it had been a month since our breakup, but I was over because I still had a key to his apt as I was helping him raise his son. I told him I'd give him some time to make solid…

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

I was shocked, especially because the school our kids were at was supposed to be nut and peanut free, and because there were lots of other kids in the school with serious allergies. It was mainly the fault of the secretary - the cookie incident happened at recess, and my son went straight to the office. She was also…

It's not always easy, that's for sure. Interestingly, just having the auto injector seems to make some people take it more seriously. That said, the last time my kid was in hospital because someone fed him something with nuts in it (a kid at school gave him a cookie that he said didn't have nuts, but it did), the…

This is something I wonder about in these stories-you've raised a child to age 13 or 16 or 22. They might not have turned out as you had dreamed, but, if you can't love them as they are, can't you at least tolerate them? After all the time and effort and money and emotion you've put into child-raising, is nothing…

Oh, god. We were camping with friends, one of whom is a doctor who knows my kid has a life-threatening nut allergy. While I was still sleeping in the tent, she made french toast with bread she'd brought from home. When he started reacting, she was frantically searching the syrup ingredient list, the milk she'd used...…

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

Uh, fuck you. Lots of terrible people do terrible things. Unfortunately that doesn't automatically terminate their parental rights. While maybe it should, that's a debate for another time. My concern here is for the mom and the fact that she's being forced to interact with the person who harmed her. His kids are still…