I was 27 and slept with a 60 year old widow. She knew what she wanted and so was I. After awhile, you can't use that "he's a baby" bullshit as an excuse. He wanted her, she was hurting and needed some attention. It goes both ways. So for him to open his gob because he wants to sell some albums is bullshit. Kissing and…

1, fuck August.

I wouldn’t want John Lewis mentioned in Dirt Bag.  This is a gossip article, and he is much more deserving of an article that is just about him, and his life.

I mean, he might be a rich, privileged jerk, but he supports BLM and police reform, realizes COVID is An Actual Thing, reportedly doesn’t want any more kids, and is now single. Pros outweigh the cons for me. Yo, Armie! Hit me up!

I have it on good authority that not only are you wrong about Armie Hammer (he’s a nice guy), but also if they did break up due to a BLM disagreement then it most definitely is not him who disagrees with the movement.

I currently work in domestic law. The second this quarantine started, we braced for more work. We have not been wrong. Major events do this: Katrina, the 2008 economic downturn, etc. It’s inevitable.

...but I’ve always gotten the impression that playing the Winkelvoss twins was not a stretch for him...”

“Experts” said we’d see a lot of quarantine breakups. I mean if the Hammers couldn’t make it while being holed up in the Caymans, how are us normals in our cramped apartments supposed to? Or maybe she just realized he’s a rich privileged jerk. He’s pretty to look at but I’ve always gotten the impression that playing…

I called them"bowl chairs," and every time I visited my brother's college apartment, I would sit in it and ask him to tip it back so I could relish the experience I didn't know I wanted of sitting in a giant, cushioned bowl.

The first time I ever saw those glasses with the cobalt tops was literally in Mexico (Rocky Point) when my mom fell in love with them and decided to buy a set. I was confused for years about how friends’ families who had never been to Mexico ended up with those glasses. Oops.

Reading this conjured up the image of the mother of one my friends in high school. She was an art teacher, and like all of our parents, a baby boomer. My friend was the person who introduced me to Pier 1.

this makes me sad, i always dreamed i would one day be able to shop from pier 1 and when i would live in my own apartment fill it with literally the entire shop. i loved the colorful crap they had. the kenyan me made sense in pier 1, i even dreamed of opening my own shop in kenya.

I also worked there during college for just over a year - the only job I’ve ever gotten fired from, and deservedly so! I hated dragging those papasan chairs out to the customers’ Volvos, I really did. But to this day I still buy their Mexican cobalt glasses, and I will really miss shopping there. :(

I read another article on their downfall that was pretty interesting - and documented how they pretty much didn’t know their customer and that mistake cost them everything.

The aesthetic is less hippie and more upper-middle-class patron of the arts or even arts teacher—a proudly progressive NPR listener, with a predilection for organic foods who drives a boxy Volvo station wagon with a bumper sticker imploring the public to “visualize whirled peas.”

My crazy aunt for one....ex hippie who made money but still clung to her hippy dippy roots that rolled into a backyard open air room which looked like a macrame nightmare that smelled funny (young me not knowing what a buttload of kush residues was)

The few times I’ve found myself in a Pier 1 I’ve always wondered who buys all that stuff - so much fake fruit, so many placemats, so much wicker...

I’m in my thirties now, but as a very cool fifth grader I bought all of my crinkly maxi-skirts and jingle-bell anklets at Pier 1. 

yeah but it's never wrong to do two hands, like if someone's younger than you and you do two hands they won't think you're like bringing yourself down to their level or anything you just seem like a magnanimous guy. Also it can be hard to tell Korean's ages between like 19-32 and seeing that I fall in that age range I…

Two hands if the person has seniority over you, otherwise you can use as many hands as you please.