I, too, have a Bermuda Thigh Triangle!

Also, the hole that eventually forms in EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF JEANS I'VE EVER OWNED from my thighs rubbing together. I have so many pairs of "painting pants" now...

So agreed, my female students who are probably going to be in the best shape of their lives worrying about stuff like this drives me insane. I want to scream and shake them and say "YOU ARE HEALTHY, LOVE YOURSELVES DAMNIT".

Sadly I am a boring old one, and a guy so I keep my mouth shut. Last thing they need is another…

I have always had disproportionately huge thighs, no matter what my weight (I'm a smallish person, and before I quit smoking I weighed between 98-103 pounds, on average). I have never, ever had a thigh gap.

Yeah, I have a thigh gap, and it is 100% because I have wide hips. I am not particularly skinny, nor fit, I just have those child-bearin' hips!

I'm not going to join the chorus complaining this took too long or that the original (disgusting, victim-blaming) article was posted in the first place. I'm just going to say THANK YOU for this.

Erin, you always take the burden of making up for other writers' errors. I really appreciate this article and your take on this situation, but Doug needs to do something.

Does the girl being coerced into it make it less of a rape for Chris though... I think we all agree that what happened was wrong, whether she wanted to do it or not.

Oh Erin, we all knew you'd do a good job delving into this issue. It's just that, there were at least two articles up in the past few days here and another GM outlet. And gurl. They were not good. And sure, Gawker and Rich J are what they are. I don't expect more than LOL CLICK COUNTS LOL TRAFFIC LOL COMMENTER RAGE…

Thank you for writing this, Erin. I was really appalled by Doug's post, and if I'm entirely honest, I think he should be the one to write a post in apology.

In case anyone ever needed evidence that the patriarchy hurts everyone, here you go.

I was waiting on a chance to speak with someone at RAINN (which didn't happen until this afternoon). While ideally the turnaround time would be quicker we both needed to find time in our schedules to talk. I didn't want to write about this without talking to them.

I believe they should be called "muffnuts" for the giggle factor alone.

I was seriously writing out "How much Jonathan Franzen do you think this guy has read?"

Not only did you provide me with a single concrete target to project my fears and insecurities and Orientalist desires upon, you gave me someone to compete with, which is what I was implicitly doing every time I put my ideas to paper. I was trying to prove my eloquence and brilliance to someone whose own eloquence and…

Red wine + cherry Coke. It's still bubbly, and the best part is that people just assume the bubbles are wine colored because of the cherry flavoring. Super easy to sneak into games/movies/walk around town with. Plus it tastes like sangria mmmm mmm

"The Clown Prince".
A Mcdonalds cup with ice, Orange drink and 3oz of Russian Prince Vodka.
Got through many a brutal winter sitting in McDonalds, avoiding our parents and John Law.

Thank you for posting an article about [food and/or drink product/flavor/preparation]. I am an expert in [said food and/or drink product/flavor/preparation]. You are doing it wrong. [Insert long paragraph about 1) making almost exactly the same thing, clearly demonstrating that I didn't read your post or b) something…