Sunflower seeds are my favourite thing to throw into improvised ‘pestos’.

Hey now, didn’t you at least get a good chuckle out of the phrase “this helps promote ATP”? Mine was an involuntary, unladylike HAAAAHH. 

I also hoard clearance dresses. You are not alone, and you WILL wear all of them eventually!!

100% with you on this strategy. I bought 4 jersey tank dresses from H&M in 2014 and I think this summer is finally their last. They were the ‘basics’ line, and while the style is still there, they changed the fabric / made them shorter in 2015. No, not bitter about it. I’m still getting compliments on the black one!!

Troye Sivan, maybe? They don’t look the same, but they’ve both had hits in the past few years and if you’re only casually following the top 40 all the names can start to scramble. 

There is a Hershey store in Niagara Falls (Ontario side) that I declined to go into. It has a really creepy person-sized, googly-eyed chocolate Kiss statue outside.

There is a hotel that I pass daily that I’m 99% sure has a pool. It’s in between my no-frills grocery store and the campus where I work so I’m pretty sure that all I’d have to do to be inconspicuous is dress like I’m visiting (i.e. semi-nice, vs. the usual undergrad look hereabouts). I have been talking about this for…

Like most suggestible teens in the early 2000's, I purchased and owned several brightly coloured thongs from The Mall’s lingerie store. I wore each of them approximately 3 times, tops. I just don’t like them! Sometimes, I consider buying a more grown-up version for wearing under dresses that are tight around the butt…

lol but this is Air Canada. 

I’ve broken my brain by watching way too much UNHhhhh and I heard their voices and what I can only assume is the correct tone when reading this. Bless.

I had these thoughts exactly. There were a couple of meals that seemed like decent side-by-side comparisons (thinking about a couple of omelette+side breakfasts made with a liquid egg product and frozen hash vs. eggs and potatoes cooked from scratch) but most of them didn’t seem comparable enough to be meaningful, IMO.

Did you tell them ‘McSweeney’s’? Because that was my answer. Also, ‘migraines’ in the mysterious room with a couch (???) with a locking door (???) that was off of the women’s washroom.

I had a summer job EDITING A PHONE BOOK. I was given a printed stack about 18" tall, 10 pt font, of requested edits and flagged formatting errors in the previous year’s version, then I used extremely janky software to fix it.

Although....when you’re a baby-faced PhD candidate and a greybeard misunderstood your entire premise, went OFF for a minute, and you can dunk on him in like two sentences, it kind of rules.

I like the colours/print of the top (I like a loud floral, fight me) but I think it would look so much better on something like a midi dress with thin straps, not a pussy-bow situation right up the the chin. The accessories, especially for daytime television, are extremely lol.

I don’t remember the exact brand anymore, but this does look like it! Thanks for the brand hat-tip, I might plug that into the search bar at ThredUp now that I’m thinking about it again.

I’m in the market for a black jumpsuit because last fall, there was one on Anthropologie’s website for $10, TEN DOLLARS, marked down from $170. It honestly probably wasn’t ‘the one’ but it was a nice looking thick cotton which is rare in a sea of polyester, and it had a v-neck which is generally my preference.…

Was there some problem with Widows that I missed? I saw a trailer, got excited, ACTUALLY REMEMBERED about it and independently looked it up....and I had missed its exceptionally brief run in theaters. I eventually saw it at a rep theatre. Why did it get buried? I enjoyed it a lot.

Yeah I had that deja vu too, except instead of Joan it’s Peggy.

YES hi hello fellow member of the long torso club. High-waisted bottoms are made for us and I will continue to wear them.