“Invading Liechtenstein” is how we shall refer to sex from now on.

In their defense, who hasn’t fucked around and invaded Lichtenstein in their lifetime? I woke up late this morning and did it twice before breakfast.

The Swiss army has accidentally attacked Lichtenstein four other times during military exercises prior to that incident.

In the early 00’s the Swiss army was performing a training wargame in which one company took over a small Swiss town and another would attempt to liberate the town. The villagers, caught unaware, went along with the exercise. When they were finish the Swiss realized they had made a huge mistake, and had in fact…

When I went there in the early/mid 2000's, one of the white tigers woke up, hung its ass over one of the water pools they had that face where the people walk through and pumped out a massive tiger shit like one of those things you pump play-dough through to make different shapes.

...it was...magnificent. To this day, I…

it was called ‘selective shading’, and was practiced by Christian gardeners who thought briefly ‘robbing the soil of God’s light’ would make more humble plants

The real triohead would never say that! YOU’RE ONE OF THEM

“But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty."

And then have fun explaining where they went!

Maybe it was some other, unrelated Hitler, like Bill Hitler or something.

I knew about the protests that accompanied the film’s release, but I gotta point out that the picture accompanying that paragraph is a bit misleading.

Speaking of Pheidippides, one thing that always blows my mind about the marathon is that somebody, at some point, said, “hey, remember that time a guy ran and ran and ran and then just dropped dead? Let’s try and do that sometime!”

Gotta spend money to waste money.

Gambits didn’t cut out the middleman because the middleman is grind (which is time)—which is a feature to some of the audience as they age and time is more of a premium. Gambits replaced tedious gameplaying with—not gameplaying? Games are generally filled with repetitive tasks and feeling engaged with them is the…

At many theaters in the south it was just listed on the marquee as “James Bond XIII”.

I think it is amazing that Diana Rigg is hands-down the best “Bond girl” in this movie, gave the sexiest performance in TV history on The Avengers, and was one of the most badass characters on Game of Thrones in her 80s. And none of that is what she is really most distinguished for, which is her great theatrical…

She should have swiped something less fancy and obvious.

HBO is still working on a TV adaptation of the first game, which is about some kind of mysterious global crisis that causes logistical issues for a guy named Joel and a young girl named Ellie.

This fucking hurts. Adam was great. His contribution to Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is, frankly, immeasurable, and Fountains of Wayne were just wonderfully upbeat and optimistic while, typically for Schlesinger, very witty.

Really not digging this new filmstrip interface.