An acid snake in a tree?

Louise pausing mid-NOOOO to check for traffic before crossing was also a highlight.

Why is the underwater drilling platform named after an astronomer?

Speaking of Vaughan, I love his argument that 4-day Tests will bring in new viewers, because apparently there are heaps of people out there that will watch four days of cricket but draw the line at five.

The third blow mentioned by the commentators was him hitting the ball out of the stadium. The cricket ball, I mean, not the testicle that presumably fell out of his pants after the nutshots.

I was thinking throughout the article that if Jaws had been made today the shark would have been completely CGI, probably would have been overused - because CGI doesn’t break in saltwater - and the movie wouldn’t have been anywhere near as good.

“While it’s possible that the filmmakers had loftier ambitions”

I liked Pro Tiki/Con Tiki. Yes it was dumb of Bob to give up that money, but he is a terrible businessman. Have you seen how small his menu is? If you don’t want beef you’re out of luck, because Bob loves beef. He doesn’t seem to be open for dinner service except when required by the plot. He doesn’t seem to advertise…

I don’t think it’s that hard to convince a bank not to honour a cheque badly forged by a 9 year old just because she used the appropriate chequebook.

I assumed wearing the hat was some sort of court-ordered punishment.

Continue to enjoy his money with the added bonus of not having to be anywhere near him anymore.

Celebrity Stealing Club rules!

Well now I’m really glad I didn’t go with the comment that had a spoiler in it.

Eh, better than spending his money keeping a girl in the hidden basement of his isolated cottage until she loves him.

Thank you, Santa! <3

The Italian legal system is... less than great.

Dear Santa, I have been very good this year. Please bring me a gif of Skeleton Tina popping up and playing the banjo.

“He’s got the moves like Jagger, he’s got big boobs like Jagger”

Shut uuuuup, this leaves more nachos for the rest of us!

This is NOT what the Bible meant when it said Jesus walked on water.