[wah-wah]

You probably forgot "Antivaxxers" - and maybe PETAALFers.

Yep.

That would make you shit, wouldn't it?

Actually, if they're alt-right or MRA, they're called a "vomit."

How many of these dweebs actually can bother themselves to DO anything?

And your so sensitive. It's just darling.

It's the misspellings that make the over-seriousness of this particularly funny.

[pants tear at the butt crack]

But… my Dad is John Wick!

I laughed, too. But because screaming would've scared the the bejeebies out of the people on the train next to me.

That thousands, actually.

[points & laughs]

[swings ornate gold pocket watch before our collective eyes while slipping knock-out drops in out evening glass of warm milk] "Americans should sleep well."

Gunderson:
He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole!

DPRK has already noogied and, now, wedgied Cheeto 45. Let's hope they don't up the pranking any higher, since innocents may well be in the way.

"Elephant in my pajamas" writing strikes again! I thought it was about drink or cooking recipes, with the "fucking" there for admiring adjectival emphasis, but of course, it's a literal verb here.

No. And I decided that I would've been uncomfortable that way anyway!

It wasn't great, but entirely watchable.

It's like you can't trust ANYTHING you read on the Net!