Well, I'm old and I have an ass.

".. signed: Norman Bates."

I never met a girl who enjoyed my using the word "pimp" on any date.

They ALWAYS woke up, given my uncontrolled, maniacal laughter and my habit of leaving via a window without opening it.

Define "run into" before I agree.

Another (for me, anyway) is waking up next to a person I really like and trust, who looks darn good at 60.

Well, a flake of… something.

A pity he doesn't live in a spacey safe!

Pence gives us another few years to turn it around. If we don't, we die even more miserably and even more slowly.

[Twilight Zone Music]

But… I'm looking forward to my super powers! Even if there ARE side-effects on my social life!

Tell 'em the check's "in the mail."

What a bore! Fuck off and write comments where you want, but I won't need to read your whiny little shit again.

Gosh! Really?

It's fine w/ me.

The worst title of any major film in the last twenty years,

Well, they will. I promise.

As a comedy, Titantic has a few good scenes - Lenny pretending to freeze in that big swimming pool still kills me EVERY time!

Unless a priest waves over them, when they become imaginary god-in-human flesh!

Wow! Brown!