"banana bread recipe: 1. get some bread 2. i don't know fucking smash
some bananas in there do i seem like i know how to make shit"

"all the trolls talk shit about my profession as an artisan ass wiper. but when they see my fine selection of towels they beg for my services"

I'd be happy with just a few more Dumbland episodes.

"stood up, faced audience during larry the cable guy movie, and shouted "YOu're all monsters, stop laughing at him, that's his regular voice""

Clearly the A.V. Club is in Adam Sandler's pocket.

"exclusive footage obtained of Roger Ebert playing a sega and crying . we do not forgive. we do not forget. this is Wikileaks. expect us."

#10 is a webcomic.

heh heh, gun enthusiast

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Still trying to sell Infinite on the twist, huh?

If that's just the list of guest stars, I can't imagine how long the list of cameos would be.

Then is he going to get turned into a hologram too?

"A reality show about magic" isn't that an oxymoron?

Yeah, western civilization would probably just get thrown into an unmarked grave instead.

Sounds like you'll never be able to break into the rap game, then.

You can't go wrong with The Vandals.

"I personally feel that this Halo chap is a rather intriguing individual. The man slays interstellar heathens and fears naught."

Perfect review scores? I remember it being the subject of some heavy contention.

Why did Hawkeye make me think of Detective Mittens the Crime-Solving Cat from secretagentbob?

They already made Man On Wire so this isn't all that surprising to me.