901 is a zip code? I must be high.

Most hoops action Seattle has seen in seven years.

Man, Crossfit is the worst.

Ballad of Hammer Wielding Man > Angels of Fenway

Okay, fine. Maybe they can jump, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they should.

The oft cited cartoon on this subject. Click the link if Kinja gunches the image.

Thanks. I have Aspergers and usually don’t “get” written sarcasm. In person I can usually tell though. I guess I need to heed my hackles and know that means sarcasm.

I’m sorry, but no. That is not Lenny Kravitz “closing out the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival.” Kravitz was the second to last act on the main stage, followed by Troy “Trombone Shorty” Andrews. The Neville Brothers traditionally closed that stage until 2012. Troy has performed in that slot since 2013.

Lenny Kravitz, jazz legend. Bird, Coltrane, Miles, Kravitz.

Comparing Jazz Fest to Coachella is frankly insulting to the Jazz Fest. They aren’t even in the same cultural league.

The big acts like Kravitz, Elton John, etc. draw big crowds, of course, but the whole day has fantastic tributes to jazz history and heritage. We owe every single modern musical genre to jazz.

10%? Seriously?

Apparently only God is qualified to judge him.

Beck’s birthday present wasn’t the Spice Girls reunion, it was the fact that they didn’t sing at his party.

My stepdad was a former heavyweight boxer who used to beat me with weightlifting belts and knives when I didn’t perform chores well enough. I never saw him hit my mom, but I suspect he did. The last time I saw him alive, I told him if he hit my 2 year-old sister again I was going to kill him. A freak accident took him…

Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

Floyd cant read...

You obviously don't get it.

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.