You know, I typically swing on the straight side of things, but Juilia Louis-Dreyfus can get it.

Can you use 1/2 oz. to 1/2 lb.

Yes.

Hey, if it gets them to leave the rest of us alone, they’re encouraged to take ahold of themselves as much as they can in the privacy of their own homes. Buncha a-holds.

Parisian man can be disturbingly Frank.

How is “weed” not on this list?!?!

I found a gif of the perp!

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

when do i get to host a tv show

Well, I could think of a few worse things to happen at the end of a marathon.

Yeah, that was a nice finish. But did the cameras catch when their uteri fell out?

When the crowd is yelling ‘keep your black ass outta Southie’ for encouragement, it’s hard not to muster that kind of inner strength and stamina.

You know what would suck more than running 26.2 miles?

Wow! An explosive end to the marathon from these two foreigners!

[UPDATE] The NY Post has taken to defending her. Another Palin parallel, and another reason to fire her.

#Assholesoftheworldunite #Teamfloorpoop

The Palin parallels are striking.

Funny you should mention the ol’ floorshitter...

I heard she pooped on the floor once.

If I remember correctly the real Popeye Doyle, Eddie Egan, had both a substantial cameo in and was technical adviser to the film. Apparently he didn't mind the depiction too much, and even sold a few beers off of the notoriety. PS He was only 49 in this commercial in case you're wondering how being a NY cop back in…