They love traditional hetero marriage. They think that the breakdown of the family is responsible for most of society’s ills. But they also hate that this couple decided to stay married to each other despite their problems.

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

Well, at least it’s in landscape mode.

the only currency I respect.

“Tori Spelling Fell on a Hibachi Grill at Benihana”

Her mom knows at least one good (debatable) plastic surgeon.

My future child’s first words will be “atrocities” and “reconciliation.”

Babies love genocide museums!

Fuck this dude. I hope he gets locked in a port-a-potty for the duration of his Coachella experience.

If Betsey Johnson can still do perfect cartwheels at 72, age is truly nothing but a number.

This one wasn't too bad, either

Amber Tamblyn is a liar, liar, traveling pants on fire. FTFY.

Turnabout is fair play. Many Clouds is a gelding.

Not impressed, Steph Curry threw Chris Paul to the ground without even touching him.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

My daughter was gang-raped at her school last year and I’ll take every opportunity to tell parents:

Selfie Dog is the hero the internet needs.

Score that: ground rule dummy.

Is everyone on the internet in some sort of asshole competition?