Fuck this dude. I hope he gets locked in a port-a-potty for the duration of his Coachella experience.

If Betsey Johnson can still do perfect cartwheels at 72, age is truly nothing but a number.

This one wasn't too bad, either

Amber Tamblyn is a liar, liar, traveling pants on fire. FTFY.

Turnabout is fair play. Many Clouds is a gelding.

Not impressed, Steph Curry threw Chris Paul to the ground without even touching him.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

My daughter was gang-raped at her school last year and I’ll take every opportunity to tell parents:

Selfie Dog is the hero the internet needs.

Score that: ground rule dummy.

true, but this subset is just a bit worse

Sadly, it was on her wedding night whe Ashley learned she wasn't going to live at the Home of the Whopper.

All girls rock

Frau Merkl doesn’t get it- but gazing into your eyes I can tell that you do, mien kleine hasenpfeffer.

Hmm, I think I'd struggle the most with the 300-meter run. The metric system. It gets me every time.

I'm trying to imagine how this board meeting went.

I was really hoping that the Tom & Jerry variant would get a mention.

Is everyone on the internet in some sort of asshole competition?