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Warren Moon does Seahawks games right?

As an ex-Husky QB, by law, he is entitled to an on-air position at a Seattle sports-talk radio station.

Where was Michael Keaton in his underwear?

FCKTV is normally what I write in the memo line of my Comcast bill.

I dunno, I'm no expert on this. It just seems really fast. China has a lot of safety issues. I do love that it is eco-conscience. That's a huge plus. :)

You gotta go with Stalin and Mao in the final with Mao to win it all. After murdering somewhere between 20 and 100 million of his own countrymen, it should be nothing to wipe out this bracket.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

I've probably watched this a few times too many but it looks like the girl seen in the original video is recording this second video. The angles seem to match and errythang.

*Since when is Oklahoma considered the south? did I miss a memo? I mean, is it? I always considered it the west. Ish.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAS

Oklahoma isn't "the South," but they are under the delusion they are.

There's another view of a different cellphone recording and when the guys realize they're being filmed a look of absolute horror comes across their faces.

Tacky, too!

buy the book before you smoke the joint.

This caused a risk of coffee coming out my nose. Well done.

Keep your nasty Marlboro out of my weed. Jesus Christ.

Fuck that. Put him on a team with some class.

The opposite of cool?

NASA. US Government's answer to Discovery Channel.