I watched an episode of this show once. Then I went along with my life.

"You mean the Jew Alien movie? It's fucking great."

I had a meal from Taco Bell once. Wasn't terrible. Had 2 "Cheesy Gordita Crunches" which in their elemental form consisted of ground beef, shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, various blends of cheese, and sour cream encapsulated in a hard taco shell which was subsequently smeared in beans and wrapped in some sort of…

BIG MEDIA LLC

—————Board Meeting at some media conglomerate—————-

"I wiiiish I had a Double-Buuuurgerr"

I heard they were gonna cast Selena Gomez as a Jui-Jitsu expert/Luchador Chihuahua but budgetary concerns killed that dream. I bet she would have killed it.

Meanwhile like 17 former Grantland writers shake their fists at the sky thinking about how Simmons would have given them the banner placement on Grantland for a decade with this article….

oh my Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Or in my house as its known….KKFOS. Whenever I holler out "Hey guys, double-K-FOS is on!" the kids come running.

"It's a Retirement Community!"

ah yes. My fault.

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False. Maybe I should have replaced "bugging out eyes" with "Frantic facial contortions" but either way point remains the same. Guy relies upon spastic motion and vocal inflection to generate laughs, the content of his "comedy" both on film and in stand up is awful. If you don't agree…you're probably racist and…

Oh there's some bugging all right. If you can't see it…..maybe you're racist. think about them apples.

Kevin Hart's "act" constitutes of screeching loudly while bugging his eyes out manically. If you think Kevin Hart is funny you should stick a steak knife in your eye just for having a terrible sense of humor.

"Take your protein Pills and put your helmet on"

"Don't be fooled by the curly, tousled chin-length coif that i got….I'm still, I'm still Harlee from the Block"

"I'm Keith Hernandez"

Allied Biscuit

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Heh, heh. Last time I take a fuckin' limo in Paris.
Christopher Moltisanti: Like you were ever in Paris, Paulie.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I went over for a blow job. Your mother was working the bon-bon concession at the Eiffel Tower.
[to Silvio]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri:
Sil,…