There was another version with Rebel Wilson as Jabba the Hut but this one is a significant upgrade.

"You're like an Albacore around my Neck!"

Christopher Mintz-Plasse as young Bruce Willis

I liked the one where Frank and Joe investigate the abandoned lighthouse and the various phenomena associated with it. Harrowing!

What about Leo's squad from "The Basketball Diaries". Those St. Vitus boys could hoop. You had Leo running point, Mark Wahlburg draining trey bombs from the wing, and big NEUTRON dominating in the paint. And they were all playing for cancer stricken Christopher Moltisanti, what an inspirational story.

My top 3 choices for new age Snake Plissken in descending order of preference:

I thought this was the sequel to "Vertical Limit". What a gyp!!!!

This reminds me of the time I took a whole bunch of 'ludes and mixed them up with some crushed up vicodins and snorted it all definitely one of the best road trips ive ever taken the key was to layer the vicodin powder just right so that they absorbed right as the 'ludes were kicking in at that point you would get an…

Partially inspired by some faulty Youtube "lyrics" but I used to hear that part as:
"Bill Clinton Huuuulllla Hoooops
Bill Clinton Hullla Hoops…."

"My Aliennnnn….
He's still missing…
He's still missing….
My Braiiiinnnnss numb…
And I can't hear her…
Any clearer"

Mark Watney is a terrible name. Marvin Watney has such a better ring to it.

This reminds me of that one time on "The Soprano's" where Christopher Moltisanti socks Lauren Bacall in the face, and stole her awards show swag bag. Poor Ben Kingsley was terrified to see him on that flight!

Is this the band that had that "I belong to you….you belong to me" song? That band is terrible! Fuck Kreayshawn!!

and about the dichotomy between the have and have nots in a quasi egalitarian proletariat. Ah the irony

It's Alive!

My cousin Brent rushed the same fraternity as Cuban back in the day and still keeps in touch. He said Cuban used to do tons of roids and and PCP and crank and was always trying to play "tickle the pickle" with the other frat bros. Apparently Cuban called him the other day and wanted to get the old "crew" together…

In Soviet Russia you climb the mountain!

I had some pie once. Cherry I believe. A good time was had by all.

The best part was when the Strain got on the loose and went on a rampage.

I saw a show on zombies once and the zombies were eating people everywhere it was pandemonium everyone was running around all like ohhhh nooooo zombies and then the zombies ate them all