“Oh god, someone fake like you’re sick we need to get out of here.”

In their defense the IRST systems are for finding stuff to shoot down, not hi-res imaging. 

She knows!!!

“A family-friendly solution for the driving enthusiat,”

I can’t.  I just, I can’t guys.

Got ‘em.

Those videos are crazy!

...and I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

If I ever pull a jewel heist I know what my getaway vehicle will be.

BRB buying a 1049cc “scooter”

Took too much, man, too much...

I say fuck screens.

I kinda wondered how many of them are bulletproof.

I like this guy.

Makes perfect sense to me, from an engineering perspective monster trucks are freakin’ amazing.

AH NO WUT AH GOT

I now understand why he kept getting pulled over.

Just have a rich daddy like I’m sure she has.  As for exactly what kind of “daddy” we’re talking about, I’ll leave that up to you.

hwat

Chabuduo!

Well stated.  I think my favorite thing about HD is that they are the living personification of the Baby Boomers in the 21st century.  The insecurity, the adherence to rip-off economics, one terrible financial decision after another, the inability to read trends followed by ham-fisted attempts at capitalizing on them,…