KidKorporate

KidKorporate

kidkorporate

2/12/19

F=ma the police.

2/12/19

AWD on all seasons, you mean

2/12/19

What you need to do is only drive it on private roads.

2/12/19

Farting in one of these has got to be epic.

2/12/19

I’m legitimately surprised that this shit behavior has not resulted in (not entirely undeserved) fatalities yet.

2/12/19

I would happily rather die than live in that world.

2/12/19

When swangin’ goes wrong (does it ever go RIGHT?)

2/7/19

As a former owner of a Saabaru, I endorse this comment.

2/5/19

The air conditioner has a specially designed organic chemistry module that greatly magnifies the smell of your own farts.

2/5/19

Now say it in a series of grunts and growls like on every god damn truck commercial ever.

1/24/19

I miss CARS that had both character and balls.

1/23/19

Thundercougarfalconphallus!

1/23/19

The Wagner package has a gold viking helmet in the trunk.

1/22/19

Too Hearse-y.

1/22/19

China or Russia?

1/21/19

Taking the Lamborghini approach, then.

1/21/19

You get a grayscale rolling-blob CUV! And you get a grayscale rolling-blob CUV! Everybody gets a grayscale rolling blob CUV!

1/21/19

Well, it IS a country where surgery to look like one another is commonplace and encouraged economically.

1/21/19

“Fiesta? Sir I’m not familiar with that package on the F-150.”

1/21/19

We as a species have forgotten how to be not pissed off.