I can’t. I’ll spank my kids when they step out of line for discipline, and then spank my waifu because she’s been a dirty girl and needs some punishment

So this is what you’re saying:
Disciplining children is bad.
We should force doctors to work for cheap because reasons.
We should pay taxpayer money to keep serial killers and murderers alive for the rest of their lives
And your slavery comment is totally off; America ended slavery well before many, many nations (some…

Me, now fight me bitch