My mom would have beat me, then made me go on national TV and apologize, then took me home, beat me some more and planned my life until I was 18, weekly beatings included. 

I’m exhausted.

He is the leader of a Fighting gym where the only fighting type pokemon is him.

It took them 25 years to realize that?

There’ll be Wasabi to make you cry -
As Wasabi often do.
They can break the heart of someone old -
Saying don’t eat me.
(Don’t eat me)

ate a large amount of wasabi, assuming it to be an avocado.

I don’t give a shit if she is a cop why the fuck did the police department allow her to be around a crime scene? If this isn’t further proof of the “blue wall of silence” I don’t know what is. This is gross on so many levels. Nothing makes sense. Why are you banging on a door that is your apartment? 

The only origin I accept for the Joker is the one from The Killing Joke

“also idolize the Joker character, the violent clown from the Batman series, admiring his depiction as a man who must pretend to be happy, but eventually fights back against bullies.”

Guessing it’s better to play this instead, which is unfortunate that it never got Backwards Compatability with the Xbone.

Sigh. And away we go. Next question: “What role does violent video games play in encouraging mass shootings?”

So they did indeed stop every single one of them.... to stand awkwardly outside the gate.

Well, thank god this is over and nobody got hurt. On the the the next stupid thing of the week!

To paraphrase Moe:  “Millennials, I knew it was them!  Even when it was the overpriced food and Amtrak execs wanting to the cut the bottom line I knew it was them!”

Any cat owner could have told them this. Of course cats bond with their humans!

“You’re right, I’m a middle-class fraud.”

Yup. People really need to chill with getting offended. If we stopped doing things that might offend someone we wouldn’t do anything. The name is not derogatory and it simply labels something as addictive. And guess what, crack is addictive. Just because it’s hurt (legitimately) lots of people doesn’t minimize that…

wait 10 years though

Corn dogs might possibly be doughnuts 

Sure doesn’t help to look like a literal deranged clown.