*sigh* christ i hate Ninja

SOOOOOOOOOLD!

you’re both wrong! Tennis players have the best butts and thighs.

Damnit, I knew Jeff Bridges was a lie!

good.

I know I’m not laughing

my brain hurts now.

Those were heady times, friend.

I know this sounds crazy, but how about none of them?

Here’s hoping some kid reads this and starts telling his parents “I don’t want to eat my vegetables because I have a disease”

You speak the true true!

Oh no, that means no Barbatos, right?

Im sorry but..... knowed??

I know its just speculation at this point, but I certainly hope the system doesn’t look like that rendering. Am I the only one who sees the BBC headquarters in the middle area?

that’s the one thing I was thinking! With such minimal lore, I’m impressed that the author came up with such a variety of recipes

The more you know!

I always tweak the brightness upward. I just spent 60 dollars on a game, the hell if I want to barely see anything.

Plot Twist: none of this is real

Great read, although personally I cant relate. I’m a mango man so I’m always buying my pods online.

I prefer to insult the ones that cant think fast enough. My go to is “Well, looks like this is an ID-10-T problem, we’ll look into this”