Man.....color me entirely deflated.

I was really, really, really, really hoping for a new Outbreak, or just something in that vein...this is not that.

I’m not going to write it off completely, it’s RE so I’m contractually obligated to at least give it a shot...but ALL of the multiplayer focused RE titles have been the…

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

The alligator was the crane operator.

The only way this could be any more of a Florida story is if it turns out Florida Man was the crane operator and coming off his meth-high before going off to punch an alligator.

Helloooo

You don’t have to be consuming CBD to down a shot glass of ranch, though, right?

Almost redeems her for killing Kurt. JK

I think they missed a chance to call it the Mother Clucker.

3180mg of sodium. Pretty sure I had a heart attack just reading that.

That thing would haunt the shit out of you (literally) if you drank it.

“I feel that, as a person who is legally allowed to smoke marijuana, I should be able to cross state lines with it. If I were to get a cold on vacation, I could easily head to a drugstore and purchase any number of over-the-counter medicines that will unclog my sinuses and cause me to trip balls like it’s 1999.

.......can we ban him for being over the age of 12 and saying “suck my pee-pee” instead? There’s like 100 different words that you could use in that place, ranging from the explicit (“cock”) to the euphemistic (“dong”) to the comedic (“pride and accomplishment”), and you go with the phrasing used by 10 year olds that…

Jesus Christ, there is like 1. single. word. that you can’t say; and if you manage to NOT say it, you can continue to have playing videogames as a career. AND YET HERE WE ARE

The link doesn’t work, and are you gonna pass that or what?

“im woke you guys! Vote for me!” - the cop without a decent healthcare plan.

I love it, until you accidentally spread the damm random rule all over the world.

Dun dudun dudun dudun dudun dudun dudun dudun dudundun

Honestly, I have a real hard time feeling bad for this kid.

I had only vaguely heard of ProJared before the controversy. Quickly forgot about it when it happened. And will just as quickly forget about him now. So... What was I talking about?