I’m sorry, but you lost me after referring to her “body of work” as satirical

When will the world learn that change.org is worthless?

I still remember laughing my butt off at Katrina Johnson. Her Perot giggle is the greatest thing ever!

dubs > subs

dubs > subs

You’d have a relevant argument if the women’s team havent already demonstrated that they deserve more money over the course of the last decade’s worth of World Cups, not to mention their Olympic victory and the forward progression of talent they continuously show over the men’s team.

Anyone that thinks Alex is a real person is a jackass.

Because fuck it, why not

I ditched facebook over 8 years ago and have never been happier. There’s no point to that website when it has so many glaring problems with security and manipulation.

I’m sorry, I cant get passed that fortune cookie telling us a hot dog is a sandwhich

I was on the fence with this game and now Im sold!

Still not as offensive as dipping your chicken nuggets in soda

Garlic Powder = the lazy way.

1. The only reason that movie would do well is because people are boneheads.

I forgot all about these and now I must go on a quest to find my old memory cards

Guitars are food now?

the promise land!

Fun Fact: In extreme cases burnout can cause Bell’s Palsy

I need this clip with the Benny Hill theme added to it, STAT!

I need the Corvinight now and Ive already decided his nickname will be RoboPoe

Just further proof that you dont actually own anything you buy digitally.