I was a little embarrassed to admit that when I first saw those memes going around with him, I always thought that was Rob Schneider.

With the hidden cameo of Lawnmower Man.

Yep. It’s the difference between “crust you eat” and “crusts you use as a handle then throw away.”

“...her incorrect claim that she had Cherokee heritage.”
“...Warren’s debunked claims”
“...Warren’s false claims of Native American heritage”

Gotta put a shot out to one of Denver’s, and dare I say Colorado’s, best breweries - the Bierstadt Lagerhouse. Hardcore german beers, brewed on a 150 year old brewhouse imported from Germany. Three amazing lagers on tap, no need to fuuuuuck with 16 taps when your beer is that good!

Sometimes these software upgrades take longer than expected.

I read the book a lot before the film for years before it came out and I was doubtful they’d capture most of the book, but it’s almost all there, including the flashback to 60s San Francisco and the pretty troubling behavior of the characters as the trip progresses. It’s a pretty serious feat that they really did stay…

Zero issues with people drinking IPAs. As I noted, my family consumes quite a lot of what is widely considered the very best by dint of being in New England and thus able to actually purchase it.

After 29 years in the classroom, it never ceases to amaze me that people think because most everyone has been in a classroom , that they know how a classroom should function and how to do my job. That’s the first mistake. You certainly wouldn’t want me to operate on you, fix your car or pull you out of a burning…

“I’m done. I’m out,” Parrott said. “SPLC has won. Matt Parrott is out of the game. Y’all have a nice life.”

Oh hell yeah. CPAC Barbie who “had nothing better to do” wants an excuse for why all those black, Mexican and Jewish kids who were busting their asses and working 10x as hard as her are actually making something of their lives and taking away all her opportunities she was promised.

Here’s what the press briefing room looked like after Newtown. The shooting was not a good reason to cancel the briefing, it was a good opportunity to cancel the briefing.

GAVE a 6hr speech? Nancy is still going. TBH this deserves its own story.

It’s part of the same pathology, just legal.

The Volkswagen Technicolor Dreamgolf.

I’m gonna repost what I wrote verbatim under a Splinter article on the subject after someone pointed out the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia, and everyone rushed to tell them that they’re probably speaking from experience and looking for ways to defend themselves or something. A nice crowd. Since…

If anyone at the company had a brain, they would have taken advantage of the free publicity they got from Michelle Obama wearing their stuff. Instead, they cut corners as much as they could so that when people started going back into the store, they saw garbage. I tried a few times, but everything was boxy and poorly…

“Recently, six Czechoslovakian tourists”

Offense not taken, but marriage is essentially a civil contract. Contracts, recognised by the law, confer certain rights. The answer isn't to get rid of civil contracts, it's to establish the legal basis for more of them. Your solution is to get rid of marriage. That's not my solution. My solution is to find ways of…