A little jail time and a scared shitless little kid? Totally worth it.

EDIT: And to note, I’d obviously exhaust all proper channels before going rogue.

Boy this ended up being a story about nothing, short of Trump’s awkward spoken cadence and lack of vocabulary. You guys really will do nothing but complain every second he’s in office won’t you?

I mean, it was seemingly the most pointless of episodes. I was hoping they were taking it in a direction of 11 finding 1-10 and banding together to ultimately take down the upside down, but in retrospect it seemed so pointless.

I hate Trump with the best of them, but in all fairness, the ACA was destined to fail in the first place. It was a trojan horse for single payer and it’s going to work like a charm. I’m a moderate with conservative leanings and I’m all for single payer at this point. This ‘ish is getting expensive and the free market…

Oh GTFO. We all glamorize our previous years, especially when they were 20 plus years ago and we even **GASP** don’t remember things correctly. Oh noes, a millionaire’s daughter was out of touch with pop culture and used incorrect verbiage describing her past, slightly glamorizing it in the process. Clearly she’s a…

What about $130k for a family of 4? Should I pay more taxes? Where does the progressive majority sit on this?

As a white guy, I have no idea what ICP is. Does this put me in the clear?

Moron, everyone knows racist white folk wear their sunglasses on the back of their neck, like they have eyeballs there or something.

I’ve been with the iPhone since the first one and I’m with you. I’ve always had two pages on the home screen with the 2nd page relegated to folders of Apps I hardly use.

Agreed. My new neighbor has a Model A in his garage that he works on. Not once have I even considered calling the HOA on him.

I live in a community with an HOA. My pool stays clean, we don’t have unauthorized users of our pool or tennis courts, we actually have a pool and tennis courts. My old neighbor received numerous citations for his attempt to leave his old cars on blocks in his backyard (houses here are 500k.) I’ve had zero problems…

Neither does Volkswagen. I’m “ordering” an Atlas from a local dealership now, we’re into week 4 without any update. I randomly check the inventory in the Atlanta area and another dealership has the EXACT vehicle we “ordered”.

We’re in the process of ordering a VW. We told them we could go get a Honda pretty much exactly how we wanted it within a week and if they wanted us to order they needed to take some money off. They knew we were right and our eagerness worked in our favor because it gave them the impression we wanted to buy now.

Now I…

Just find the nearest liberal college, they have tons of them.

Fate of Atlantis!!!!

That damn orchalcum detector when stuck in the caves took me WEEKS to figure out.

I also love how they left red herring objects all over the place. That arrowhead you can pick up in the opening sequence is literally useless.

Why will there be tears from white folk? I love it, I can have a cop pull me over and I don’t worry about being shot.

This seems pretty outrageous, but your question: 

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Thinking conservatives hate and fear everything around them until you befriend one.

Try it, you might find that most conservatives are nothing like what you think. That some are for gun control (like myself) and frankly don’t care what you do with your genitals.

If you get shot you will be taken to a hospital and you will be treated. They’re not going to pull out your wallet and check for an insurance card before they work on you.

Most regular mowers go to 1", many go below. My Honda goes to .75" officially but you can actually lower it beyond it’s lowest setting to .5" if you want.