No stars for you!

I’m telling you. I wouldn’t have done it again if a billionaire paid me to do it.

God I needed this image in my life. If I have to read another comment that reads, “WELL ACTUALLY,” or, “Technically,” anything blerggghhh vomit all over them.

Then she’s one of the lucky ones who hasn’t seen their shop shut down for arbitrarily breaking a rule it never broke while a dozen other shops sell the exact same merchandise or not gotten reimbursed for a seller or charged a fee they were not told that they had to pay or just tried to contact Etsy if they had any…

Man this just gave me an idea. If I ever have friends in my lifetime again and if this happens when I get married again, I’m going to have a kickass bachelor party. There will be no strippers or alcohol. There will be ice cream, murder mystery, and pirate ships full of gold that can only be gotten to using the ancient…

Imagine high school graduation.

this was a good post, like, i was watching someone kinda change their mind mid post, like, mid thought

full disclosure, im baked

*snort*

That’s not “feminists” that don’t make sense to you. It’s just “women”. You don’t have to be a feminist (or a Christian) to have issues with over-sexualizing women.

Feminists don’t make a lick of sense.

This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve read on the internet today. Congratulations

Feminism means caring about whether women are as comfortable as men being themselves. Some of them are stupid just like some men are stupid; but if you don’t understand the basic idea, then you’re one of the idiots. If you understand it but you don’t like it, then you’re at least a little bit scary.

For some reason I’m trying to imagine how you would make a leotard that goes inside the belly button.

Well, I get that she was harder to masturbate to. Those poor guys must have been so distressed

I was so sad that Christopher MEloni went on to do 203489203498 years of CSI instead of more funny stuff.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!