Forever Fantasy would certainly not be a bad idea for a spinoff or the remakes. If Squeenix annouced Forever Fantasy as an upcoming title, it’s induce pre-order madness.

Haha. I know. I was joking. But what exactly ARE you eating under there?

That’s simply untrue. I don’t care what nation you live in. Everyone can find other freedoms in life that aren’t controlled by society or biology. Some folks just lack the willpower to try to enjoy life. It’s a sad thing, because there is FAR more beauty and calm to find on our planet, then there is hate, distress,…

I get it... Overqualified right?

My body is a spicy salmon roll.

So I’m hired right? Isn’t that the trend? Hiring sucky people for the jobs at important gaming corporations...

The real question is, do I suck better than the current sucker in charge?

Hello, my name is Kirby Aran. I would like to apply for Mr. Fils-Aime’s position. I have some really amazing skills.

Now I realllllly want a human Bowser Amiibo with an I <3 NY shirt. Make this motherfucker a DLC character for smash. He looks like he can Van Damme things up a bit.

My dear god. . .

So weird. I haven’t seen it on either yet. But maybe it’s just something that’s not bothering me. The game is pretty awesome. My PC honestly doesn’t stand up to my PS4. Not that the PS4 version is better... just that I can’t use best settings on my PC, and I notice things are off. Like in the comparison video, the…

Patrick, are you playing it using an Xbox 360 or Xbox One controller? If so, how’s it been playing?

It’s not happening on the PC or PS4 version, but don’t panic. I’m sure they patch it within days. Also, the lighting on the Xbox version looks gorgeous. I’m surprised at how well the Xbox handles light effects. If you remember, when Skyrim launched on PS3, it took almost a year for them to fix major bugs. It was…

Yissssss.

Fair assessment Mr. F. Would it be fair to add that maybe this game is just a bit TOO phone/casual to feel right in terms of vibe on a 3DS? I thought Pokemon Trozei looked great, and I enjoyed it for a couple of sit-downs, until I felt like I was playing an inferior Candy Crush. It’s nice that these games are…

I hope they give Jeremy Clarkson a cameo in this film.

First picture: “Right, right ,right, would you take a look at theeth thissorths?!”

So you’re saying that there was a Yokoi Game & Watch before there was Yokai Watch. Interesting.

Not even kidding. That’s me, circa 1997. Lol.

That’s pretty much Grand Theft Square Enix. Haha.