kiddynamite
Kid Dynamite
kiddynamite

I thought that I did. No?

Matt... I gotta agree. I have the 3DS, 3DS XL, and now a new Sea Green 2DS as of last week. I am happy to trade off the larger screen and 3D, for a unit more comfotable in my hands, that also doesn't wobble around up top. My 3DS and 3DS XL both have loose top screens, which is how they came brand new. It's just

I fully respect his overuse of the Nike Jordan line.

World of Warcraft is still a thing? Thank god I've never played it. It must have some serous addictive powers over people. For a game with sub par visuals (yes even these new ones), that has been out for so incredibly long, it must have some REALLY good online gameplay. I'm still in awe to how much of a grasp it's

Pokemon X Mother. A 3rd Person game taking place starting in Onett, and making it's way through the Mother 2/Earthbound map. HD, Skyrim view.... Where Pokemon trainers can be your Mii, or Earthbound characters, or generated via a series of funny questions. You can capture both Pokemon, and rare Starmen. C'mon...

Super pumped for this. If I only had a tail to wag...

It was over before it began. My friends brother was so excited to tell me that he is getting his Rift in September, but was quickly astonished when I didn't give any inclination of a shit.

The only Kim Kardashian game I welcome includes POV angles and a USB hardware unit.

Incase it's NOT the Zelda game/games that I want, will there be an opt-out option? You know... For those of us who just wanna be 33 years old and stay home all day in our pajamas playing The first Legend Of Zelda on NES, while eating Cap 'N Crunch.

I knew that there would come a day in my life, where I'd wake up, stroll into work late (as usual), and power on my computer to find that The Future has finally arrived. Today is that day. Pair this up with a comfortable sleep pod, and a modular bathroom/shower, and we can start living in digital human ant farms.

Pshhh. The dude had too much XBox crap. His Saturn set looks pretty nice, but as this article states, he got roughly $68 per game. For that much, the winner could have just bought the exact games that they wanted on eBay, for easily half of that $68 per game. There could be a few rarities or big money games like

Son of a bitch!

I hate you guys so much today. I need a job that involves playing Persona games before schmucks like me can.

*Insert mom/grandma joke here"

Suddenly, after seeing your post... and suffering PTS... suicide seems totally okay.

The worst. I want to love Golgo 13 so much, but I always just move onto Rolling Thunder II.

Hahahha. See, he was doing the schmuck a favor after all!!!

Yeah... and when there's no more mothers left to fuck.