I hope you don’t think you’re better than us just because you admit you shouldn’t think you’re better than us.

COTD inside of a COTD?

“He has transcended humanity and become a godlike car person.”

Okay, so the Thing I Learned Today is that the first day of shooting is not the same thing as the first day on set, I guess?

When I first met her she was all pissy and asked if I was a robber... so I robbed her. Now she stands in the middle of the street in Sanctuary ALL DAY, and reminds me I robbed her and tells me to go away. She’s the ultimate public shamer, and I can’t make her go away.

I like how they draw pictures of cars on their race cars, and label them, so you know what it is, and then draw their favorite candy too. My five year old does the same things. Kyle Bush’s mom must be so tickled.

And that’s your problem. This site is full of cheapskates who can’t be bothered to lift a finger towards some greater goal. Luckily it’s a small demographic.

Manager: “How do we tell the consumer that this is a lean, mean, off-roading machine?”
Designer #1: “Lighten it, put 35” tires on it, and bump up the torque?”
Manager: “Too expensive.”
Designer #2: “Red trim?”
Manager: “Close enough.”

No Payoff???

Honestly, it looks like a pretty good truck. I just sort of wish that more automakers would dive into the balls out crazy off road approach that Ford and SVT took with the Raptor. I have had an idea for awhile that I know will never happen, but I think that if Toyota took the same approach that Ford did, only on the…

I was on the other end of a similar story, though I wasn’t quite as wise as your customer. A long time ago I shared a beach house for week with a bunch of friends. My car was parked in for the week and when I went to leave it wouldn’t start. I couldn’t figure it out myself and called a tow truck/mechanic. He crawled…

Mustang has Bluetooth.

*waves hand*

Was this not the droid you were looking for?

Droids, cars, whatever.

I want one

Fact: The McLaren F1 has 50% more seats than the McLaren P1. So with the F1 you can have your wife and your girlfriend with you at the same time, but in the P1 you’d have to choose. Such a rough life.

Routan van ain’t notin to f*** with!

I always pictured Matt Hardigree finishing it on his phone while running up subway steps, spilling coffee everywhere on the way to the Gawker offices.