In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

Jabroni is #10

I was 13.

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

They won the title last year, and won 73 games in a good conference this year.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

“More proof of ESPN’s liberal agenda!”

Classic Robert Horry. Demoralizing people in the last 5 seconds of things he’s only moderately good at.

I still don’t understand how you heathens can eat runny yolk. Just fucking disgusting... the way you sop it up with toast... running all over your plate and touching everything else. Animals. Pure disgustingness.

Are we just not gonna talk about her entrance including wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen? Because her entrance totally features wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen.

“Wait, why isn’t my side supporting me anymore? Why won’t they believe me when the evid—ohhhhhhhh.”

Jose Bautista is goddamned delightful and is part of what makes baseball fun to watch. I feel sorry for these unwritten rules clutching sandbags that can’t see that.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Richard Pitino is one to talk! He did sex on a restaurant floor with a woman who wore big hats. The only difference is, he was mature enough not to put it on a Vine for the world to see. GO BADGERS!

Now THAT's funny!

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