“The biggest crowd in the history of sports, folks, I have to tell you!”

Dwayne Gretzky shows are awesome. They’re awesome. That’s all.

Curt Schilling is going to call Bauer a cuck on Twitter and poor Trevor’s heart will just implode.

No. It’s probably Jamal Murray. But there are some other young guys worth getting excited about (maybe) in Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and RJ Barrett.

ECW! ECW!

This guy ran for President so that people would play Hail to the Chief and stand up when he entered a room. That’s about it.

“Remember” suggests he knew them at some point which I mean come on.

It’s a national team - you’re supposed to represent your country, no? She admits she’s Canadian, yes? She says her dream was to play for Team USA because it was the best team in the world, so she used whatever leverage she could to make that happen. She’s not allowed to complain that her actual country feels betrayed…

“See this everyone? This is the crest of the US Soccer Federation! I had to learn that when I moved to America at 14 specifically to try and get on the national team of the country that I’m not from! Why you mad?”

If she hadn’t fully switched from being Canadian to American yet, she sure has now.

Not really - I just googled him. He used his own name. Now if someone were to know the real identity of someone using a pseudonym and say call their boss at work to try and get them fired, THAT’S doxxing, but that would never happen #OGDeadspin

If any of you ladies in Carolina are interested:

She was just showing them how their food tastes using visual aids.

Oh yah no worries Joey eh we knows ya didn’t mean nuthin by it eh

Vlade is going to trade 5 future unprotected first round picks to Phoenix to make sure he gets Doncic.

Even more shockingly, so did Valančiūnas, a seven-foot mauler who’d never previously been comfortable more than a handful of feet from the rim, in his sixth NBA season

Leafs blow third period lead and lose Game 7

Man, the Athletic is hotter than shrimp vindaloo!